normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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