Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Randomize
