Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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