I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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