dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Randomize
