His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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