Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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