I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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