You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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