idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
