I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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