Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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