dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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