so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
cat food counts as protein by the way
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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