I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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