so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You may now shotgun with the bride
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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