Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
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