do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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