I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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