4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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