Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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