I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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