She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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