is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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