wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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