I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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