Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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