If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
