your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Randomize
