Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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