You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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