I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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