On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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