Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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