So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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