I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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