I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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