ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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