I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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