Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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