Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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