Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Sext me about skeletons
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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