Will you blow on my dice?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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