We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
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