the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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