So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Randomize