My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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