That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Randomize