Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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