he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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