I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Randomize