your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
