Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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