LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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