Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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