My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
he high fived his dick after we had sex
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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