Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I think I just sharted jello shots
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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